{"title":"Limited Edition Shotgun Chapos","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"el-chapo-beeswax-lip-balm","title":"El Chapo Beeswax Lip Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYES, YOUR LIPS ARE PART OF YOUR FACE, EINSTEIN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eYou fix your hair. You put on a shirt that fits. And then you open your mouth, and your lips look like you just walked out of Chernobyl. Chapped lips aren’t a toxic waste problem. They’re a “you haven’t done anything about your face” problem. Fix your face means your lips too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWHAT’S IN IT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eEl Chapo is the most stripped-back balm in the lineup. Coconut oil, beeswax, castor oil, and sunflower oil. Organic ingredients. No synthetics. No SPF. No filler. The smoothest, cleanest application in the collection for all our crunchy bros. Inspired by that disgustingly delicious red syrup they mix into a tequila sunrise (or a shirley temple if you’re sxe).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LORE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e“Dude where’s my Chapo!?”\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eOur chapstick kept disappearing on us. Dumb skinny tubes. We fixed that with a 20-gauge shotgun shell. And the first iteration is inspired by an outlaw who was great at disappearing, too. Joaquin \"El Chapo\" Guzman built an empire by escaping situations that seemed impossible and always staying one step ahead. We’re not asking you to think that many steps ahead. Just remember to keep your lips from chapping on you. We couldn’t have made it easier.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brotege Inc. 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Built for harsh winter winds and blinding sun. Flavor inspired by the Madagascar vanilla infused into sweet Kentucky bourbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LORE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eJohn Dillinger robbed banks during the Depression, escaped from a maximum-security prison using a hand-carved wooden gun, and became Public Enemy No. 1 while half the country quietly rooted for him. He’s less remembered as a criminal and more as the guy who stuck it to the banks that had thrown the country into a depression. This is the most rugged balm in the collection. Built for those who don’t know when to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brotege Inc. 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Richer and more conditioning than El Chapo, built for rippin’ cold ones at the beach or whatever outside means to you... like for whenever you actually go outside. Protects against the sun while actually moisturizing dry, cracked lips. Mint flavor inspired by the Moscow Mule garnish you’re not supposed to eat (but we always do).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE LORE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eMikhail Kalashnikov was a wounded Soviet conscript who designed the AK-47 from a hospital bed, inexpensive to produce and immediately reliable. It became a symbol for revolution worldwide and the most reproduced firearm in modern history. Made millions and he never collected a penny of royalties, because you know, like, for the good of the proletariat or whatever.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brotege Inc. 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