if Skincare routines make you cringe, then brotege is for you.
Face not getting any younger?
Don't have time to figure it out?
Don't want to spend your paycheck on a 7-step regimen?
Don't stress - we've created an affordable, easy to use, all-in-one solution to keep your face looking fresh.
RETINOL ANTI AGING
If you haven't heard of Retinol, don't worry, we're sure you'll be getting served an ad for a $200 serum soon. Brotege has Retinol included, so you can keep those crows feet at bay without breaking the bank.
SPF - 15
That's some Strong Protection ya F**k! You need to block those nasty rays if you don't wanna end up looking like a big ol' bag of rotting beef.
Vitamins & Minerals
Jam packed with the latest ingredients to keep you moisturized. After all, moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Fragrance-Free & Non-Greasy
Save the grease & cologne for the disco, Chad.
Fully Recyclable Metal Tube
Bros love metal. Brotege is literally metal. Comes in an old school aluminum steel tube that you have to pierce with a spike at the top of the cap to open.
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The Story: Because we're bros, not pros.
[Troy McClure Voice] Hi. I'm Gabe Saporta - you might know me from such hit songs as "Good Girls Go Bad, and "You Make Me Feel (Na Na Na Na Na)." But what you may not know about me is that this year I'm turning 45 years old (!!!) In my entire career, people always commented on how young I looked and would ask me about my skincare regimen. The truth is: I only wash my face when I shower. And... I don't use a separate face wash. Just a good ol' bar of Dial. But the one thing I did do however is use face moisturizer religiously. Nothing fancy, just a $20 mass brand I used to buy at CVS. Then one day that product was discontinued. I started researching to try to find a replacement, and I learned the product I was using had an ingredient called retinol in it. I realized that was probably what kept me looking young (it was either that, or the endless nights partying — jury's still out). Turns out the company repackaged the product into a lame pump at 3x the price - and I couldn't find anything with retinol for less than $50. The other thing that happened was that most of my bros had entered their 30s and found the whole concept of having to take care of their faces depressing, confusing, and just cringe. As I was researching more, I discovered that 40% of guys don't even own a face moisturizer. I kept seeing more and more men's skincare brands popping up, but one just seemed more complicated than the next — and none of them were speaking to me or my bros. So five years ago, I set out to create a simple, effective, affordable product that would have everything a guy needs, and branding that would make my friends laugh. Brotege is not for dudes who pride themselves on their niche knowledge of the latest skincare trends, it's for the 40% of bros who don't own any face products, and don't have time to figure it out. I made Brotege for me and my friends, and I'm stoked to finally be sharing it with you. Thanks for checking it out. —Gabe
The Story: Because we're bros, not pros.
[Troy McClure Voice] Hi. I'm Gabe Saporta - you might know me from such hit songs as "Good Girls Go Bad, and "You Make Me Feel (Na Na Na Na Na)." But what you may not know about me is that this year I'm turning 45 years old (!!!) In my entire career, people always commented on how young I looked and would ask me about my skincare regimen. The truth is: I only wash my face when I shower. And... I don't use a separate face wash. Just a good ol' bar of Dial. But the one thing I did do however is use face moisturizer religiously. Nothing fancy, just a $20 mass brand I used to buy at CVS. Then one day that product was discontinued. I started researching to try to find a replacement, and I learned the product I was using had an ingredient called retinol in it. I realized that was probably what kept me looking young (it was either that, or the endless nights partying — jury's still out). Turns out the company repackaged the product into a lame pump at 3x the price - and I couldn't find anything with retinol for less than $50. The other thing that happened was that most of my bros had entered their 30s and found the whole concept of having to take care of their faces depressing, confusing, and just cringe. As I was researching more, I discovered that 40% of guys don't even own a face moisturizer. I kept seeing more and more men's skincare brands popping up, but one just seemed more complicated than the next — and none of them were speaking to me or my bros. So five years ago, I set out to create a simple, effective, affordable product that would have everything a guy needs, and branding that would make my friends laugh. Brotege is not for dudes who pride themselves on their niche knowledge of the latest skincare trends, it's for the 40% of bros who don't own any face products, and don't have time to figure it out. I made Brotege for me and my friends, and I'm stoked to finally be sharing it with you. Thanks for checking it out. —Gabe