if Skincare routines make you cringe, then brotege is for you.

Face not getting any younger?

Don't have time to figure it out?

Don't want to spend your paycheck on a 7-step regimen?

Don't stress - we've created an affordable, easy to use, all-in-one solution to keep your face looking fresh.

  • RETINOL ANTI AGING

    If you haven't heard of Retinol, don't worry, we're sure you'll be getting served an ad for a $200 serum soon. Brotege has Retinol included, so you can keep those crows feet at bay without breaking the bank.
  • Fragrance-Free & Non-Greasy

    Save the grease & cologne for the disco, Chad.
  • SPF - 15

    That's some Strong Protection ya F**k! You need to block those nasty rays if you don't wanna end up looking like a big ol' bag of rotting beef.
  • Fully Recyclable Metal Tube

    Bros love metal. Brotege is literally metal. Comes in an old school aluminum steel tube that you have to pierce with a spike at the top of the cap to open.
  • Vitamins & Minerals

    Jam packed with the latest ingredients to keep you moisturized. After all, moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
  • Subscribe & Save My dude!

    We're not Bezos, but we've got the latest tech working behind the scenes to get Brotege shipped out ASAP, and save you money with monthly subscriptions.

At under $25 a pop, brotege is for the people!

(cheaper if you subscribe)

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