SAY GOODBYE TO CHERNOBYL LIPS
Wind, sun, cold, dry air, your lips are out there taking hits every day, and you’re doing nothing about it. The rest of your face at least gets a fighting chance. Your lips? On their own. That ends now. Slap some on before you head out.

WHAT’S IN IT
Kalashnikov sits in the middle of the lineup, beeswax, lanolin, castor oil, and sunflower oil, with SPF 15. Richer and more conditioning than El Chapo, built for rippin’ cold ones at the beach or whatever outside means to you... like for whenever you actually go outside. Protects against the sun while actually moisturizing dry, cracked lips. Mint flavor inspired by the Moscow Mule garnish you’re not supposed to eat (but we always do).

THE LORE
Mikhail Kalashnikov was a wounded Soviet conscript who designed the AK-47 from a hospital bed, inexpensive to produce and immediately reliable. It became a symbol for revolution worldwide and the most reproduced firearm in modern history. Made millions and he never collected a penny of royalties, because you know, like, for the good of the proletariat or whatever.