Buy a year.
Get 3 months free.
Lock in a year of Brotege now, and save a stupid amount of money. You’re gonna keep aging either way. Might as well do it at a discount, right?
(Technically 3.6 months, but who’s counting?)


Night Train
Maximal cream. Minimal routine. One pump before bed, then go unconscious while it goes to work.
- Retinol + collagen for fine lines
- Caffeine + hyaluronic acid to de-puff
- Airless pump. No fingers in a gross tub
1-year supply. One payment today, shipped monthly.

Good Boy Protection
Your all-in-one face fix. One metal tube, once a day, no 11-minute bathroom ceremony.
- Moisturizer + SPF 15 + retinol
- No grease. Zero white cast
- Built like a tool, not a beauty product
1-year supply. One payment today, shipped monthly.
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You’re gonna keep aging either way.
Might as well do it at a discount.