Night Train — Anti-Aging Night Cream
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RIDE THROUGH THE NIGHT — Night Train is an anti-aging night cream built for men who own zero skincare. Retinol + collagen work overnight to smooth the look of fine lines while caffeine and hyaluronic acid hydrate and de-puff. Wake up looking like you slept — even if you didn't.
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RETINOL + COLLAGEN + HYALURONIC ACID + CAFFEINE — The four that actually matter, in one nightly step. No 7-bottle routine. Smooth the look of wrinkles, firm, hydrate, de-puff — while you sleep. A full 100 mL / 3.4 oz.
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GOOD SKINCARE FOR BAD BROS — Built by rock star Gabe Saporta (Cobra Starship, Midtown) for the 40% of guys who don't own a single face product. Effective, affordable, and branded so it won't embarrass you on the shelf.
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LEAPING BUNNY CRUELTY-FREE + MADE IN USA — Certified cruelty-free, made in the USA, and a portion of every purchase goes to animal shelters and dog rescues. Good skincare for bad bros who love good dogs.
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THE FULL ROUTINE — Pairs with Shock Therapy caffeine + menthol face wash in the morning. Wash at dawn, repair at night. The whole Brotege AM/PM ritual in two steps.
When we all fall asleep... where do we go?
The ancients believed the soul leaves the body at night-slipping into other realms to be tested, hunted and messed with. Demons. Aliens.
Intra-dimensional sleep paralysis. Night Train is your ride through. While your soul's away, retinol rewinds years of damage to your face, collagen and hyaluronic acid drown skin in hydration, caffeine snaps everything back into place, and organic botanicals help fend off whatever followed you home. We can't guarantee sweet dreams, but we can guarantee you'll wake up looking refreshed-even if you got dragged through the abyss. Sleep is a small taste of death.
NIGHT TRAIN GIVES YOU LIFE.
DIRECTIONS
Apply to clean skin when night falls. Gently massage in circular motions or ask someone to slap you in the face with a handful of Night Train. Use consistently for better results - cuz it don't work if you don't use it Einstein. Not meant for daytime! Retinol can mess up your face if you use it in the sun, so please put some damn sunscreen on if you're gonna ignore us anyway.
TIPS FOR DRY & SENSITIVE SKIN
Use just once or twice a week at first to allow your skin to adjust to retinol.
TIPS FOR DRY & SENSITIVE BROS:
Quit whining you big baby.
