50% Off For Life, Bro.
WOW! LUCKY YOU - YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOCK IN 50% FOR LIFE! ORDERS WILL BEGIN SHIPPING IN NOVEMBER!
Brotege Founders Club
Limited time, bro. This deal’s here for a good time, not a long time.
✅ 50% Off for Life, Dude
Half off. Forever. As long as you’re in, you’re winning. It’s basically like we’re paying you to look good.
✅ VIP Events
Founders get the VIP treatment. Whether it’s virtual or in-person, you're on the guest list for the most exclusive events. Bring your A-game.
✅ Bro-cord Access
Think of it as the ultimate group chat—but cooler. Founders get access to the private Discord where you can chop it up with other bros about life, skincare, or, you know, how your fantasy team is crushing it this season.
✅ Quarterly Zooms
Face-to-face time with the squad. Hop on a Zoom with Gabe and the Brotege team to talk shop, skincare, and whatever else we feel like. Just bros being bros, but with better skin.
✅ First Dibs, Always
As a Brodega Founder, you get first crack at all the exclusive merch. Limited drops, fresh gear—yours before anyone else even knows it’s coming. You’ll be rocking it while everyone else is still waiting.
✅ Corner Crew
You’re not just a member; you’re part of a tribe of bros who know self-care isn’t soft—it’s savage. Welcome to a community that’s all about looking good and staying sharp without trying too hard.
