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Good Boy Protection Daily Moisturizer + Shotgun Lip Balm 3-Pack

NET WT 1.4 oz (40g)
Regular price $39.99 Sale price $55.00
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WHEN WE SAID FIX YOUR FACE, WE MEANT YOUR LIPS TOO.You had a crappy little chapstick. You kept losing it, too small, and it accidentally twisted in your pocket and turned your pants into a melted beeswax mess. We had the same problem, so we built ours inside a 20-gauge shotgun shell. Small enough for your pocket, but too big to lose. Genuine slug-free 20-gauge hull with a twist-up brass mechanism that won’t accidentally twist up on you.

WHAT’S IN ITThree shells. Three completely different formulations, not just different flavors.

El Chapo, the smoothest. Coconut oil, beeswax, castor oil, and sunflower oil. 100% all-natural, organically produced. No SPF, no synthetics. Tequila Sunrise Berry.

Kalashnikov, the beach bum conditioner. Beeswax, lanolin, castor oil, sunflower oil. SPF 15. Moscow Mule Mint formula to cool you off on hot summer days.

Dillinger, BROTEGE’s version of a classic American truck stop chapstick. Heavy af. Petrolatum, carnauba wax, lanolin. SPF 15. Maximum durability, serious wind and sun protection. Vanilla Bourbon.

Each formula wears noticeably differently on purpose. Sick design. Functional use.

THE LEGENDOne for your pocket. One for the car. One for whoever’s been raiding yours. Three outlaws. Three cocktail-inspired flavors. Give it a shot.

Made in USA

ONE LIFE X ONE FACE

  • ONE BOTTLE. ONE METAL TUBE. NO ROUTINE.

    Moisturizer, broad-spectrum SPF 15, and retinol in one old-school aluminum tube. No tiny bottles. No order of operations. No 11-minute bathroom ceremony. Built like a tool, not a beauty product.
  • RETINOL BUILT IN

    Retinol is one of the only ingredients scientifically shown to help reduce visible signs of aging. Some brands sell it for $200 a pop. BROTEGE has retinol built in, so you can save your money for more important things — like pizza and fantasy football.
  • 20,000+ BROS CAN'T BE WRONG!

    In just over a year, more than 20,000 dudes have tried BROTEGE. If you're one of them — THANK YOU. Slapping cream on your face is officially less weird than pretending you're still 23.
  • NO GREASE. NO WHITE CAST.

    Lightweight, fast-absorbing, and built to disappear. Won't leave your face shiny, chalky, or smelling like you got trapped in a Sephora.
  • +SPF BUILT IN

    Broad-spectrum SPF 15 built right in — because you were never going to buy a separate sunscreen, and we both know it. Formulated for daily use. So light, you'll forget you're being responsible.
  • 60-DAY FACE FIX

    Try BROTEGE for 60 days. If your face doesn't look visibly better, we'll give you a full refund. Subscribe and save. Cancel anytime — zero guilt trip. We also have commitment issues.